Though the song's title claims
there are 50 ways to say goodbye, we can only find 11 lies about his
farewell the protagonist tells, all involving his former beau's demise.
They are:
1. Went down in an airplane.
2. Fried getting suntan.
3. Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.
4. She met a shark under water.
5. Fell and no one caught her.
6. Caught in a mudslide.
7. Eaten by a lion.
8. Got run over by a crappy purple Scion.
9. Dried up in the desert.
10. Drowned in a hot tub.
11. Danced to death at an east side night club.
1. Went down in an airplane.
2. Fried getting suntan.
3. Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.
4. She met a shark under water.
5. Fell and no one caught her.
6. Caught in a mudslide.
7. Eaten by a lion.
8. Got run over by a crappy purple Scion.
9. Dried up in the desert.
10. Drowned in a hot tub.
11. Danced to death at an east side night club.
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